Tag: satire
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Whiny Assholes Not Content Being Rich, White
Times are tough for Melvin Smythe III. The fourth generation business owner says inflation and labor costs are eating into the 90% of profits he and his family take out of the business annually. āWeāre having to pay twice the minimum wage nowā, said Melvin, āthat means Iāll have to keep my 2022 Range Rover…
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Corruption, meet Transparencyā¦Transparency, meetā¦.now where did he go?
Iām the kind of person thatās always looking for a solution. Solutions arenāt nearly as sexy as problemsā¦mostly because solutions canāt exist without problems, but when problems are presented, I find myself focusing on the solution. It just feels right. Complaining about the problem, while occasionally entertaining, just gets my blood boiling. Looking for a…
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Police Keep Mayor from Crime Meeting
A mob of 150 citizens overtook the Memphis City Council meeting on Tuesday. Citing poor law enforcement in the face of a burgeoning crime epidemic that is sweeping the city, the largest audience to greet the council in years demanded answers from the largely impotent body. Surprised by the sudden interest of a typically apathetic…