Skeletor to Replace Snarff at Justice

Word on the street is that evil overlord and Department of Homeland Security chief Skeletor will replace the furry loveable but woefully incompetent Snarf at the Justice Department.

The move, largely seen as a chance to scare the living bejesus out of children and the Democratically controlled Congress, was hailed by many as “something else”.

This calls into question the current investigations in the DOJ. Will the shadowy Skeletor allow any investigations to go forward or will he merely create the perpetual stalemate that maintained his position on the cartoon He-Man and the Masters of the Universe for so many years.

In the mean time, the DOJ will be led by Solicitor General Paul D. Clement. I feel safer already. /snark

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