Tag: satire

  • Whiny Assholes Not Content Being Rich, White

    Whiny Assholes Not Content Being Rich, White

    Times are tough for Melvin Smythe III. The fourth generation business owner says inflation and labor costs are eating into the 90% of profits he and his family take out of the business annually.  ā€œWe’re having to pay twice the minimum wage nowā€, said Melvin, ā€œthat means I’ll have to keep my 2022 Range Rover…

  • Corruption, meet Transparency…Transparency, meet….now where did he go?

    I’m the kind of person that’s always looking for a solution. Solutions aren’t nearly as sexy as problems…mostly because solutions can’t exist without problems, but when problems are presented, I find myself focusing on the solution. It just feels right. Complaining about the problem, while occasionally entertaining, just gets my blood boiling. Looking for a…

  • Police Keep Mayor from Crime Meeting

    A mob of 150 citizens overtook the Memphis City Council meeting on Tuesday. Citing poor law enforcement in the face of a burgeoning crime epidemic that is sweeping the city, the largest audience to greet the council in years demanded answers from the largely impotent body. Surprised by the sudden interest of a typically apathetic…